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Great Movie Posters - Duel (1971)

New Release Review - The Wicker Tree


Directed by: Robin Hardy
Starring: Brittania Nicol, Henry Garett, Honeysuckle Weeks, Graham McTavish

Ask most horror fans for their ten favorite movies of the genre and chances are Hardy's 1972 masterpiece "The Wicker Man" will be on the list somewhere. The Nic Cage starring 2006 remake is frequently cited as possibly the worst remake ever. Hardy's follow up has a lot more in common with the remake than his own original, not least in terms of quality.

Pre-Code Retrospective - Thirteen Women (1932)


Directed by: George Archainbaud
Starring: Irene Dunne, Myrna Loy, Ricardo Cortez


Thirteen former sorority sisters start to receive, one by one, a horoscope prophesizing their doom from a renowned swami. When the prophecies begin to play out, the remaining few gather to fight their destiny.

New Release Review - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close


Directed by: Stephen Daldry
Starring: Thomas Horn, Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, Max Von Sydow

The voiceover is a controversial weapon in a film-maker's armoury. I'm not a fan of it but so long as it merely supplements the visuals  rather than describing them I'm fine with it. For a good example see "Sunset Boulevard", for a bad example watch this (no actually don't, take my word for it).

New Release Review - Transit

Directed by: Antonio Negret
Starring: Jim Caviezel, Diora Baird, James Frain, Harold Perrineau, Elisabeth Rohm

Caviezel and Frain should be doing a lot better than straight to DVD fodder like this tale of a family stalked by criminals who stashed stolen money in their camping gear.

New Release Review - A Dangerous Method


Directed by: David Cronenberg
Starring: Michael Fassbender, Keira Knightley, Viggo Mortensen, Vincent Cassell, Sarah Gadon

Cronenberg is that brand of film-maker I struggle to appreciate, an intellectual.

New Release Review - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace 3D


Directed by: George Lucas
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd

Yesterday "The Muppets" reminded me what a fun place a cinema auditorium can be, today this showed me it can also be depressing and soul destroying.

New Release Review - The Muppets


Directed by: James Bobin
Starring: Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper, Rashida Jones, The Muppets

I think it was David Lynch who once said that as long as Jimmy Stewart is still around, the world can't be a bad place. Sadly Stewart is no longer with us but I think you could substitute his name with the Muppets and the quote would work just as well.

New Release Review - Carnage


Directed by: Roman Polanski
Starring: Jodie Foster, John C Reilly, Christoph Waltz, Kate Winslet

Strained is the best way to describe this adaptation of the successful stage play.

New Release Review - The Woman In Black


Directed by: James Watkins
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Ciaran Hinds, Janet McTeer

Though they now have a few movies under their belt since their reincarnation, this is really the first Hammer production that recalls the gothic tradition we associate the iconic studio with.

New Release Review - Intruders


Directed by: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo
Starring: Clive Owen, Daniel Bruhl, Carice Van Houten, Kerry Fox, Ella Purnell

Back in the VHS boom of the eighties I spent way too much time watching horror movies.

New Release Review - Young Adult


Directed by: Jason Reitman
Starring: Charlize Theron, Patrick Wilson, Patton Oswalt

Screenwriter Diablo Cody is often criticised for writing teenage characters who talk like they're middle aged. Fitting then that her latest script is about middle-aged people who behave like teenagers.

New Release Review - Martha Marcy May Marlene


Directed by: Sean Durkin
Starring: John Hawkes, Elizabeth Olsen, Sarah Paulson, Hugh Dancy

Two exciting new talents explode onto the screen in what could be the best American movie of the twenty-first century.

New Release Review - Two Headed Shark Attack


Directed by: Christopher Ray
Starring: Brooke Hogan, Carmen Electra, Charlie O'Connell

Two heads are better than one is the thinking behind this latest effort from The Asylum Studios.

New Release Review - Beneath The Darkness


Directed by: Martin Guigui
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Tony Oller, Aimee Teegarden

This attempts to do for "Psycho" what "Disturbia" did for "Rear Window", update it for a teen audience, but where the latter film succeeded this fails miserably.

New Release Review - Man On A Ledge


Directed by: Asger Leth
Starring: Sam Worthington, Elizabeth Banks, Jamie Bell, Genesis Rodriguez, Ed Harris

When Worthington steps out the window of a 21st floor hotel room, logic doesn't waste any time following him.

New Release Review - The Grey


Directed by: Joe Carnahan
Starring: Liam Neeson, Dermot Mulroney, Frank Grillo, Dallas Roberts

The plot of this is basically "Alive" with wolves but where the focus of that film was on staying alive this takes a different route. This is a movie about preparing for death.

New Release Review - Like Crazy


Directed by: Drake Doremus
Starring: Felicity Jones, Anton Yelchin, Jennifer Lawrence, Alex Kingston

It's very annoying watching a terrible film made by talented people but it can be a whole lot of fun watching something like this, a terrible film made by untalented people.

New Release Review - Chronicle


Directed by: Josh Trank
Starring: Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell, Michael B Jordan

The found footage genre has sparked a curious phenomenon, that of Hollywood trying to make big budget movies look like amateur productions. It's similar to how white musicians repackaged black music in the sixties and the effect is the same, soulless.

First Time Watches - January 2012

Snowbeast (2011)
Although not a remake of the Seventies Yeti classic, it may as well be.