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New Release Review - FIREBRAND

Firebrand review
Katherine Parr's Protestant sympathies set her on a collision course with her husband, King Henry VIII.

Review by Eric Hillis

Directed by: Karim Aïnouz

Starring: Alicia Vikander, Jude Law, Eddie Marsan, Simon Russell Beale, Sam Riley, Erin Doherty

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Katherine Parr was the only wife of the infamous King Henry VIII to survive the marriage, the previous five having either been cast out or had their heads removed from their shoulders. You might say Katherine was the final girl of this particularly brutal horror franchise. That's kind of how Firebrand, Brazilian director Karim Aïnouz's English-language debut, positions Katherine. The film is based around her scheming ways as she tries to change her husband's mind regarding how he rules his kingdom, with a specific focus on his attitude towards Protestant reformers, to whom Katherine has a sympathetic attitude.

Firebrand review

"History tells us a few things, mostly about men and war," reads the text that opens this adaptation of Elizabeth Fremantle's 2013 novel 'Queen's Gambit' (the screenplay is by twin sisters Henrietta and Jessica Ashworth). Of course, history tells us a lot about many women who have used war to curry favour with their subjects, from Cleopatra to Thatcher, but Firebrand seeks to reductively portray women as angelic and peaceful, as opposed to the inherent evil of men. It even laughably closes out with a piece of text that claims Queen Elizabeth I's reign was "defined by neither men nor war," at which point every Spanish viewer will presumably do a spit take. At what point does historical revisionism become gaslighting?


The opening text is Firebrand's way of announcing that it believes it has the license to make up its own story about Katherine, which is odd, as it's not like she's some unknown figure. Plenty is documented about Katherine, and the film's core audience of British history buffs will likely spend much of Firebrand's running time rolling their eyes.

Firebrand review

Given how Firebrand has decided it can do whatever it wants with the story of Katherine, you would imagine it might come up with something more engaging than the lifeless drama that unfolds in sub-BBC fashion over two hours. The movie opens with Jude Law's Henry away in France while Catherine (Alicia Vikander) is left to rule England as regent. The Henry-less England is portrayed as a utopia akin to the opening scenes of the shire in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings, with women enjoying each other's company and children playing gaily in the sunshine. Catherine even gets to hang out with heretics, attending sermons by Anne Askew (Erin Doherty), a radical Protestant reformer who calls for revolution, convincingly arguing that the Catholic church refuses to translate the bible from Latin as a means of withholding its revolutionary zeal. Anne is the film's real firebrand, and you can't help but wish the film was focussed on her story rather than that of Katherine.


When Henry returns from France, a metaphorical cloud is cast over the kingdom. Hearing of Anne's preaching, he orders his lackeys to hunt her down and have her burned at the stake. This drives a wedge between Katherine and the king, with the former quietly scheming behind his back. And by "quietly" I mean she doesn't really do anything. There's nary an ounce of Shakespearean intrigue, nor Dallas/Dynasty intrigue for that matter, as Katherine's main plan is simply to wait for Henry to die from gout. Waiting for a villain to die is about as exciting as it sounds, and the only thing that keeps us remotely engaged in Firebrand is Law's larger-than-life performance as he portrays the notorious ruler as something of a cross between Russell Crowe and Orson Welles.

Firebrand review

Unfortunately we spend most of the narrative in the company of the one-note Katherine, who is played in pulseless fashion by a miscast Vikander. Along with struggling to disguise her Swedish accent, Vikander never gets to the heart of the character, which is largely the fault of a script that doesn't really know what to do with Katherine. Vikander's very modern looks make her stand out from the roster of not so glamorous British character actors in her orbit, which pushes the dated and offensive notion that good people are physically attractive while the villainous are overweight and asymmetrical. Katherine and Henry's interactions are fraught with the lazy use of a fat-suited Law's imposing physicality rather than the power he wields as ruler of England, France and Ireland; the domestic violence is no different than if Katherine were married to a farmer. Along with its patronising message that women are angelic creatures, Firebrand's insistence that Henry is a wrong 'un because he's a man rather than because he's a king demonstrates how the film fundamentally refuses to heed the historical evidence that power is capable of corrupting all those who wield it, even poor wikkle wimmin.

Firebrand is in UK/ROI cinemas from September 6th.



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