Starring: Doug McClure, John McEnery, Susan Penhaligon, Keith Barron, Anthony Ainley
After capturing a German U-Boat during World War I, the crew of a British ship find themselves stranded in a land inhabited by neanderthals and dinosaurs.
So we're past the halfway mark of 2012 and though I've watched a serious amount of garbage the year's top ten is looking pretty strong. So here, with the bones of six months to go, are my Golden Waffle nominations.
Starring: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Anne Hathaway, Tom Hardy, Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman, Juno Temple, Aidan Gillen, Matthew Modine, Cillian Murphy, Tom Conti
Bruce Wayne (Bale) is bankrupted by terrorist Bane (Hardy) and exiled to a far off prison whose only previous escapee was Bane himself.
Starring: Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCaprio, Pat Hingle, Lance Henriksen, Keith David, Gary Sinise, Tobin Bell, Roberts Blossom, Mark Boone Junior
Stone arrives in the town of Redemption with the aim of killing Hackman but becomes involved in a deadly gunfighting tournament.
Starring: Raquel Welch, John Richardson, Percy Herbert, Martine Beswick
Richardson is a caveman banished from his tribe who is taken in by a more civilised band of coastal dwellers. This leads to a confrontation between the two tribes.
Starring: Adrien Brody, Sami Gayle, Christina Hendricks, Marcia Gay Harden, James Caan, Lucy Liu, William Petersen, Tim Blake Nelson, Blythe Danner, Bryan Cranston
Substitute teacher Brody's desire to live a life of emotional isolation is scuppered by the needs of his dying grandfather, a teenage prostitute and a bullied student.
Starring: Anna Paquin, J. Smith Cameron, Jeannie Berlin, Matt Damon, Mark Ruffalo, Kenneth Lonergan, Jean Reno, Kieran Culkin, Alison Janney, Olivia Thirlby
Following her involvement in a traffic accident which results in a pedestrian's death, high school student Paquin embarks on a crusade to punish the bus driver she initially covered up for.
Starring: Willem Dafoe, Sam Neill, Morgana Davies, Frances O'Connor
Posing as a scientist sent to Tasmania to investigate the existence of the last Tasmanian tiger, Dafoe is actually a mercenary on an assignment to hunt it down for a dubious security firm.
Starring: Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite, Vince Vaughn, Peter Stormare, Richard Attenborough, Arliss Howard, Richard Schiff, Vanessa Lee Chester
Goldblum sets off to retrieve girlfriend Moore from a second dinosaur infested island.
Starring: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone,Rhys Ifans, Sally Field, Martin Sheen, Denis Leary, Irrfan Khan, Campbell Scott, Embeth Davidtz, C. Thomas Howell
While searching for clues to his father's disappearance, high school student Garfield is bitten by a radioactive spider and gains super-powers.