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Bluray Review - ONLY TWO CAN PLAY

Only Two Can Play review
A librarian begins an affair with a glamorous socialite.

Review by Eric Hillis

Directed by: Sidney Gilliat

Starring: Peter Sellers, Mai Zetterling, Virginia Maskell, Kenneth Griffith, Richard Attenborough

Only Two Can Play bluray

Some gentlemen prefer blondes and some favour brunettes, but as far as much of Western cinema is concerned, only the former exist. Movies are filled with men chasing blondes despite having brunette goddesses at home. For those of us more inclined towards brunettes it can be difficult to swallow when Michael Douglas pursues Glenn Close or Sharon Stone when he could be getting cosy with Anne Archer or Jeanne Tripplehorn. But I guess it's that very cosiness, that sense of certainty, that such men are trying to escape. Ever since Garbo, blondes have been used by filmmakers to represent danger, adventure and aspiration, sirens tempting men from their lives of staid conformity.

One such man is Peter Sellers' John Lewis in Only Two Can Play, director Sidney Gilliat's 1962 adaptation of Kingsley Amis' novel 'That Uncertain Feeling'. Lewis has a brunette goddess at home in his wife Jean (Virginia Maskell), but that doesn't stop him from chasing Liz (Mai Zetterling), the seductive Norwegian who arrives right in the middle of his seven year itch.

Only Two Can Play review

Lewis is a librarian who fancies himself a lothario, but where this film differs from most comedies about married men being tempted in such a manner is that Lewis actually is the ladies man he believes himself to be. His pursuit of Liz is mutual, and it seems every woman in his small Welsh town is after him, from the girl who gives him bedroom eyes every morning on the bus to the pretty young thing that lives in a room in the cramped boarding house he shares with Jean and their two young kids.


But like so many of the protagonists of British comedy, Lewis is a snob with social-climbing pretensions. He could seemingly have any woman in town, but Lewis looks down his nose at them. Liz represents just what he's after, a dalliance with high society. But at the same time, Lewis fancies himself something of a bohemian. His childhood friend Probert (a hilarious Richard Attenborough) has become a poet and playwright, fully embracing the beatnik lifestyle with his goatee and beret, while Lewis has settled for writing drama criticism for his town's local newspaper. Jean wants Lewis to land a promotion to the role of sub-librarian, which would provide the family with some much-needed extra cash, but Lewis feels he's above such a role. He's the sort of man who believes something better awaits him around the next corner, who constantly bemoans the hand he's been dealt while making no effort to improve himself. He's a pathetic figure, unlikeable even, but as played by Sellers he's a fascinating character study.

Only Two Can Play review

Liz just happens to be married to the head of the library committee and promises to ensure Lewis gets the sub-librarian role. Knowing the strings Liz can pull, Jean is initially content to turn a blind eye to her obvious interest in her husband. Jean seems to have accepted that this is something Lewis needs to get out of his system. Unlike her husband, she is comfortable enough in their marriage to believe that he'll ultimately realise what he has and come running back to her arms, monthly housekeeping cheque in hand. She's right of course, because once Liz becomes possessive towards Lewis he realises that she simply represents another form of conformity, one where as a working class man he will be nothing more than her lap dog.


For a 1962 comedy, Only Two Can Play is remarkably mature and sophisticated in its brutally honest representation of what binds people together. The scenes of simple domesticity between Lewis and Jean are genuinely romantic, two people who are so comfortable with each other that they can say and do the sort of hurtful things that would spell the death of any less secure relationship. Their final scenes of reconciliation are quite moving.

Only Two Can Play review

Sellers was known for feeling threatened by any actors he feared were good enough to steal his spotlight, so it says a lot about how great Maskell is here that her egomaniacal co-star tried his best to have her fired from the production. The entire supporting cast is excellent, with Kenneth Griffith a standout as Jenkins, Lewis's nervy rival for the sub-librarian role. But any movie featuring Peter Sellers automatically becomes a Peter Sellers movie, and this is one of his finest. Sellers plays Lewis with enough smugness to breed our contempt, but he ultimately knows just how tragic a figure Lewis really is, and he's able to mine much comedy from his misplaced social aspirations. Bryan Forbes' script provides Sellers with enough witty zingers to convince us that Lewis is the smart sophisticate he considers himself to be. But there's a difference between being well-read and possessing intelligence. Lewis is the smartest person in town (and as such, the most condescending), but in failing to recognise just how lucky he is to have a woman like Jean, he's the village idiot.

Only Two Can Play is on UK bluray/DVD from January 26th.