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New Release Review - MILK & SERIAL

Milk & Serial review
A YouTube prank takes a terrifying turn.

Review by Eric Hillis

Directed by: Curry Barker

Starring: Curry Barker, Cooper Tomlinson, Adlih Alvarado, Jonnathon Cripple, Andy Dubitsky, Gloria Karel

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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences distinguishes shorts from feature films by the 40 minute mark: anything shorter than 40 minutes is considered a short, anything longer a feature. But when the general public thinks of a feature film we generally accept no less than 80 minutes. This comes from our desire to get bang for our box office buck. Back in the era of double features, the second-billed movie could be less than an hour in length because the audience knew they had a second movie still to come. In the age of streaming services, running times shouldn't matter as audiences pay a monthly fee rather than forking out for an individual movie. And yet movies made by streaming services are often notoriously flabby, adopting the mentality that a movie can be as long as it takes. But why not as short as it takes? Why can't a streaming movie be an hour long? Why does streaming still adhere to standards aimed at pleasing cinemagoers?

The likes of Netflix and Amazon are obsessed with competing with cinemas for the public's eyeballs, but their real competition is YouTube, where viewers can get the sort of quick fixes that aren't available on commercial streaming platforms. I often find myself looking for something to watch late at night and end up watching some 1930s public domain horror on YouTube, largely because it's 65 minutes long and I don't want to commit to a 90 minute movie at that time of night.

Milk & Serial review

Writer/director Curry Barker never could have gotten his feature debut Milk & Serial onto a commercial streaming platform, and certainly not into cinemas, as it's a mere 62 minutes long. So Barker decided to release it for free on his own YouTube channel, where at time of writing he has over 600,000 subscribers. It's a decision that has paid off in spades, with the film racking up over half a million views in the two weeks since it dropped. With a budget of a mere $800, YouTube ad revenue should enable it to turn a more than healthy profit, and the attention Barker is receiving means he will likely get to work with a proper budget sometime soon.

Barker makes his meagre budget work by adopting the found footage format. His central characters, Milk (played by Barker himself) and Seven (Cooper Tomlinson), are a pair of low level YouTube pranksters seeking a way of going viral. Seven comes up with the idea of staging an elaborate prank during Milk's birthday party. Their friend Naomi (Adlih Alvarado) is to be rigged up with a squib and "shot" by a stranger who enters their apartment and pulls a gun loaded with blanks. The prank appears to go to plan, but then things take an unexpected turn...


As is often the case with found footage movies, you have to remove your pedant's cap if you're to enjoy Milk & Serial. The non-linear structure of the film implies the footage has been edited together, but we're never given an explanation of who would be responsible for such an endeavour. There are moments where the camera angles are a little too staged to make sense in such immediacy. But hey, it's a quarter of a century since The Blair Witch Project, so if you're still quibbling about such details at this point the found footage format probably just isn't for you.

Milk & Serial review

Making the protagonists a pair of clout-chasing YouTubers removes the question of "why are they still filming?", as it makes perfect sense that milk and Seven would want to capture as much potential "content" as they can. The cameras are often hidden, and Barker wisely eschews perfect framing in favour of a more realistic look with heads cut off and faces obscured, even allowing the lens to lose focus at points. There are comic moments where characters discover that they're being filmed despite Milk and Seven's best attempts to obscure their snooping.

Barker and Tomlinson have collaborated on multiple horror shorts and comic skits on their YouTube channel, and they have a well-honed chemistry that makes us believe we're really watching a pair of friends interacting here. I felt like I was watching Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting, so natural is the pair's rapport. The supporting players are equally impressive considering their largely amateur status, with nobody sticking out as untrained.


But what's best about Milk & Serial is its unsettling atmosphere, which is largely achieved by how Barker evokes real life horrors. It's impossible to watch Seven plan his blank bullets prank without thinking of the tragic death of Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. A character delivers sociopathic monologues to a camera mounted on their car dashboard, immediately recalling the series of misogynistic diatribes delivered by "incel" killer Elliott Rodger. When an offscreen cop approaches a car, the in-car camera triggers our awareness of the many shootings by police that have been captured from this very vantage point.

Milk & Serial review

For most of its run time Milk & Serial forces us to endure the POV of its antagonist, but despite the horrors we witness them committing, Barker gets inside our heads and makes us unwitting participants. When a crime is to be covered up, we almost feel as though we're accomplices, and we find ourselves tensing up when it seems the villain is about to be rumbled. Barker keeps us on our toes with a series of twists and turns, and by switching perspective to occasionally remind us we've been rooting for the wrong person.

Ironically however, while its brief run time is probably Milk & Serial's greatest asset in attracting viewers, it does end in a rather abrupt manner, deflating the tension at the point where it was really beginning to ramp up. Perhaps Barker was worried that he couldn't hold our attention for longer than an hour, a mentality he will have to shake off if he wants to make the switch from the quick fix world of YouTube to the realm of mainstream filmmaking.

You can watch Milk & Serial below.



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