 
  Review by
          Benjamin Poole
  Directed by: Henk Pretorius
  Starring: Diana Quick, Bernard Hill, Stephanie Beacham, Amy Tyger, Mark Jackson, Anna Wolf
 
      
        According to Wikiquote, forlorn philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer
        characterises happiness as a phenomenon which is "lent by chance for an
        uncertain time": that the state of happiness is a delusion, merely an
        imagined phase which is projected into the future. The morose Teutonic
        pragmatist suggests that happiness (cf. contentment, safety, etc) is
        something which we can only ever strive for, a mirage as comfortingly
        make believe as Santa or heaven. When we are younger we find ourselves
        agonising that if only I was more popular, better looking, that much
        richer; aspirations which shrink to a more urgent and desperate craving
        later when we are older and our simple, tragic wish becomes "If only I
        was younger."
      
        In Henk Pretorius' (with co-writing from
        Jennifer Nicole Stang and Greg Blyth) complex symposium on
        the vicissitudes of aging, Forever Young (no, not that
        one, and not that one either: the ubiquity of the title perhaps
        revealing of the phrase's widespread, yearning promise), septuagenarian
        Robyn (Diana Quick) is offered the opportunity to turn back the
        clock, to regain her youth via a preliminary formula (we've all imagined
        such a tincture, or yet will). Might Robyn find contentment in an
        extended chance at life, or (since I've got Wikiquote open) will she, in
        another missive from our old pal Schopenhauer, discover that any gains
        "sacrifice pleasure in order to avoid pain"?

        There is much to cherish in this film, chiefly Quick's performance as
        Robyn. An attractive older woman, Robyn is an author (Forever Young's aging populace consists of photographers, writers, musicians;
        referring to Dorian Gray analogies of art and proxy immortalities), and
        we catch up with her at an only so-so successful book reading. Except,
        in the dwindled signing queue along comes old flame Jim (Julian Glover) with an indecent proposal - the "cure for regret." As they say, old
        age doesn't come alone, and in an ensuing credits montage we see Robyn
        stone faced staring into a hand mirror as if willing the rhytids away
        and doing yoga workouts to stretch the body back into action (the
        correlation with my own morning routines made me cringe- ☹). Social
        interactions consist of hanging out at an old people's home with
        declining peers (one of whom wets themselves, to which quick witted
        Robyn spills a cup of tea over his crotch to save him the embarrassment:
        we fall in love with her), and in the absence of all else the other of
        life's certainties, aside from taxes, looms large.
      
        Is it so bad, though? Married to Bernard Hill's Oscar, and in a
        loving relationship (one of the aspects of
        Forever Young which I found refreshing and, I'm going to
        say it, important, was the notion that older people can enjoy a sexual
        relationship: a nice palette cleanser after the witless "ugh old people"
        twattery of stuff like
        X) with a nice big house, it could be worse. Problem is though that
        Robyn never had children, and this, perhaps, is the "regret" which the
        sinister Jim alludes to in Forever Young's opening. Furthermore, perhaps we will soon discover that Robyn's
        life with Oscar is too predicated upon a cruel timer...

        Societal suggestions that women are unfulfilled unless they've had
        children (google "Jennifer Aniston Children" if you feel like winding
        yourself up) is odious for lots of reasons, but Pretorious isn't
        suggesting a general malaise here - this is Robyn's truth. To emphasise
        this, as Robyn does imbibe the formula (eventually morphing back from
        Quick to 30ish actor Amy Tyger) Forever Young's scope opens up to take in different paradigms concerning aging and
        how we cope with it. There is bf Jane (Stephanie Beacham -
        "Mother!", etc) who resorts to disastrous plastic surgery in order to
        turn back the clock; Jim (now played by Mark Jackson), whose
        entire motivation in assembling the potion was to get to put one on
        Robyn again and requite lost love; along with Jim's grown up indigent
        daughter Anna (Anna Wolf) who has turned to bad drugs and
        obligatory sex work in order to survive on the streets...
      
        In the second act, the film settles into a lively chamber drama where
        old secrets, betrayals and regrets resurface. Perhaps
        Forever Young posits, especially in its haunting final
        tableaus, that life is the thing, the here and the now, and that time is
        an arrow, not a boomerang to spin back and knock us on the head. Viz.
        casting the objectively hot (and apparently steadfastly opposed to
        cosmetic surgery irl) Beacham as a woman petrified of losing her looks;
        we could never, and it seems vain and somewhat greedy of Jane not to
        accept the grace nature has afforded her. Then again, there is a moment
        of wonder where priorly post-menstrual Robyn comes on again in a single,
        ruby rivulet which drips down her leg and brings joy to her face. Maybe,
        the film suggests, acceptance is always a compromise. I found the moment
        quite moving, and I realise that I'm using personal pronouns a lot in
        this review, but the intimate, emotional verisimilitude of
        Forever Young engenders a subjective response.

        At times, the film's ambition and sheer variety of ideas cannot quite
        sustain itself. For example, although Wolf is good, I found the
        presentation of Anna's destitution a little cartoony, and a distraction
        from the stoic poignancy of Robyn and Oscar's negotiations. This feature
        is an outlier aspect because otherwise, despite its universal themes,
        Forever Young is resolutely British in its play-like
        interactions and buttoned-down anxieties; Virginia Woolf's 'Orlando' via
        Tales of the Unexpected's 'Youth from Vienna'. We end in ambiguity,
        Forever Young far too respectful and sensitive to impose
        any easy answers to the difficult ideas that it poses. Stick that in
        your Schopenhauer.
      
       
      
        Forever Young is in UK cinemas
        from January 26th.
      
       
