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New Release Review - THE COW WHO SANG A SONG INTO THE FUTURE

The Cow Who Sang a Song Into the Future review
A woman emerges from the river she was believed to have drowned in several decades ago.

Review by Eric Hillis

Directed by: Francisca Alegria

Starring: Mía Maestro, Leonor Varela, Alfredo Castro, Marcial Tagle, Enzo Ferrada

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You're unlikely to see too many movies this year as oddly confounding as director Francisca Alegria's feature debut, The Cow Who Sang a Song Into the Future. If that title has you rolling your eyes in expectancy of arthouse pretension, well, you're half right. While Alegria's movie is far from a mainstream crowd-pleaser, it does bear the surprising influence of Spielberg and his 1980s Hollywood contemporaries.

The Cow Who Sang a Song Into the Future review

Believed to have drowned herself in Chile's Cruces River several decades ago, Magdalena (Mía Maestro) emerges from the water like the titular sword in John Boorman's Excalibur, looking the same age as when she rode her motorcycle into the river. Wandering silently to the town she once called home, Magdalena comes upon her husband, Enrique (Alfredo Castro). The shock of seeing his assumed dead wife lands Enrique in hospital, with his daughter Cecilia (Leonor Varela) subsequently arriving to help out on the family dairy farm with her brother Bernardo (Marcial Tagle).


One by one, Magdalena approaches her family members, prompting wildly different reactions. Seemingly possessed by guilt, Enrique commands what he believes is a ghost sent to torment him to leave him alone. Feeling betrayed by her mother, who she believes left her alone as a seven-year-old, Cecilia has a similar reaction. Conversely, Cecilia's trans daughter Tomas (Enzo Ferrada) embraces Magdalena's presence, having always viewed her as a kindred spirit, unable to survive in their stifling family.

The Cow Who Sang a Song Into the Future review

Magdalena has a strange effect on both the natural environment, seemingly able to communicate with wildlife, and electrical devices, which flicker and spark as she passes by. The latter moments recall all those fish out of water sci-fi movies of the '80s, and in her own way Magdalena is similar to E.T. in arriving to heal a damaged family. Her kinship with animals also made me think of Jeff Bridges in Starman. Wandering around naked and in silence, she recalls the taciturn antagonists of films like The Terminator and Lifeforce. There's even a scene where she finds herself in a disco, a staple of '80s fish out of water movies. Maestro has a suitably ethereal presence, her reactions prompted more by her environment than to other humans, as though she herself had become an animal. It's a performance not unlike that of Scarlett Johansson in Under the Skin.


It's when the film delves into Magdalena's relationship with nature that it becomes a little chintzy. Scenes of fish and livestock mouthing along to a foreboding, apocalyptic song represent the cringiest singalong since Paul Thomas Anderson's Magnolia, coming off like an outtake from a Muppets movie. Is it necessary to anthropomorphise animals to make the point that we should maybe treat them better?

The Cow Who Sang a Song Into the Future review

For all its moody slow cinema beats, The Cow Who Sang a Song Into the Future ultimately proffers that simple message, that we need to care for our environment or the damage we wrought will come back to haunt us. The Chilean landscape is beautifully photographed and certainly makes the point that it deserves preserving, but I just wish the film found a more involving way of getting that notion across.

The Cow Who Sang a Song Into the Future
 is in UK cinemas from March 24th.



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