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New Release Review - THE ASSESSMENT

The Assessment review
Prospective parents spend seven days in the company of a government employee to determine if they are suitable to raise a child.

Review by Eric Hillis

Directed by: Fleur Fortuné

Starring: Alicia Vikander, Elizabeth Olsen, Himesh Patel, Minnie Driver, Indira Varma, Charlotte Ritchie

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At first glance Fleur Fortuné's directorial debut The Assessment might seem derivative of 1972's dystopian sci-fi thriller ZPG. Like that film it's set in a world devastated by climate change, where humans are the only surviving species and population growth is strictly controlled. But where ZPG was focussed on Oliver Reed and Geraldine Chaplin's determination to defy the rules of their society and have a child, the wannabe parents of The Assessment conform strictly to the rules set by their authoritarian regime. This core difference between two otherwise similar sci-fi dramas speaks to how times have changed, from the rebellion and mistrust of authority that defined the '70s to today's blind party loyalty.

In the future of The Assessment, those considered most valuable live in the one corner of the planet that can sustain life while the rest are exiled to the toxic wilderness. The lucky few take a pill that halts the aging process, but the trade-off for this immortality is strict regulation over who can become parents. Any couples longing for the pitter patter of tiny feet must undergo an assessment, which involves a government assigned assessor living alongside them in their home for seven days to determine their suitability.

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Mia (Elizabeth Olsen) and Aaryan (Himesh Patel) are one such couple. Their talents - Mia is a botanist and Aaryan develops "virtual" pets to replace now extinct animals - have earned them a place in this new world but their lives are beginning to feel empty without a child. Arriving to assess them is Virginia (Alicia Vikander), who shows up dressed like Billie Whitelaw's emissary of Satan in The Omen and initially behaves just as prim and proper. The assessment starts with a questionnaire, one which oddly asks a lot of questions about Mia and Aaryan's sex life. That night, Mia and Aaryan are disturbed to find Virginia observing them as they make love, which she claims is another vital part of their assessment. The next morning at breakfast Virginia begins mimicking a child, refusing to eat her cereal and causing a mess when she throws a tantrum.


As Virginia's behaviour grows increasingly odd, and more than a little unhinged, Mia and Aaryan begin to disagree on how to deal with her. Assuming it's all part of the test, Mia takes a firm approach with Virginia while Aaryan tends to give in to her demands. Virginia's presence puts a strain on their relationship, which is exacerbated when they're forced to host a deeply uncomfortable dinner party where the invited guests just happen to be their former lovers and secrets are spilled.

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Working with a screenwriting trio of Dave Thomas, Nell Garfath-Cox and John Donnelly, Fortuné cleverly blends three distinct thriller sub-genres. Vikander's Virginia is simultaneously an evil nanny type, a monster child and a Single White Female-esque sociopathic stalker. But what's really smart is how The Assessment keeps us guessing as to whether Virginia is following orders or has gone rogue and is simply messing with this couple. Mia and Aaryan find themselves in a similar position to the victimised houseguests of the Danish thriller Speak No Evil and its remake, made to feel increasingly uneasy yet too scared of causing offence to say anything. Terrified of failing the test, Mia and Aaryan allow Virginia to push them to the brink of madness.


The Assessment tackles several themes all at once. There's the suggestion that Virginia, a lowly civil servant, is engaging in class warfare with this affluent couple, ala Dirk Bogarde in The Servant. The movie comments on our current debate over AI, with botanist Mia representing those of us who favour reality while Aaryan is essentially a tech bro who thinks a facsimile of a living creature is no different to the real thing. And of course in Virginia's behaviour there's the ongoing debate over how children should be raised. All of these disparate themes are skilfully interwoven in a way that never feels like we're being lectured, and like the best speculative fiction it's more interested in prompting difficult questions than providing easy answers.

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Vikander delivers what might be a career best performance, creepy and sexy in the manner of the best unhinged female thriller villains. She keeps us on our toes throughout as we try to figure out if she's playing Virginia, mimicking a child or perhaps something else entirely. Olsen shines in her most rewarding role since her striking breakout in Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene. If there's a weak link it's Patel, who lacks the gravitas of his female co-stars, though the script admittedly seems less interested in Aaryan than the other leads.

Like most thrillers, there are gaps in logic to be found if you go looking for them here. For the most part we're too engaged with the narrative to start asking awkward questions, but the movie makes the mistake of spilling the beans in a series of closing scenes that attempt to tie the story up in a neat bow but which only serve to highlight a major plot hole. Excise these scenes and the movie would have finished on the sort of deliciously ambiguous note that would fuel a post-cinema drive-home debate. Sometimes it's better to leave a movie with intriguing questions than unsatisfying answers.

The Assessment is on Prime Video UK from May 8th.

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