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Re-Release Review - CALIGULA: THE ULTIMATE CUT

Caligula: The Ultimate Cut review
New cut of the controversial Roman epic.

Review by Benjamin Poole

Directed by: Tinto Brass

Starring: Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole, John Gielgud

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Almost a half century after its initial 1979 release, and following various reissues and reiterations, this "Ultimate" cut of Tinto Brass's Caligula arrives with 22 minutes of restored footage, and is minus the hardcore pornographic inserts for which this new material was initially excised (bringing the running time to just shy of three hours).

Caligula: The Ultimate Cut review

Based upon the legendary historical figure, the film Caligula has its own notoriety. Conceived as quality semi-pornographic fare, Bob Guccione of Penthouse magazine envisioned the historical biopic of the Roman emperor as something akin to Citizen Kane. With an excess congruous to the sybaritic nature of its central character, Guccione laid on $16 million dollars for the film's budget, money which went towards the film's outstanding art direction and the acquisition of a cast of distinction. Perhaps the problems started here: Orson Welles was offered a million dollars, way beyond his usual fee, to portray Tiberius, but he refused (Welles would go on to provide the voice of planet-eating supervillain Unicron in Nelson Shin's Transformers: The Movie). During production, Maria Schneider walked off set, balking at the expected nudity. Or maybe the issues began even earlier: Gore Vidal was paid $200,000 for his screenplay, which had to be extensively rewritten due to the script's apparent mono-focus on homosexuality, which in turn led to a public slanging match between the filmmakers. Brass (who would come to disown the film as Vidal initially did) angrily threatened to publish the original script to shame Vidal: oooh, get you! Egos continued to abound during filming (there's lots of petty tittle tattle, my favourite involving Malcolm McDowell, who played the titular character, being "stingy" and "forgetting to bring money" to pay for meals - hahaha), and some performances within the Italian production had to be dubbed into English in post (including Peter O'Toole, who had gone missing in the interim and then had to be relocated). And then, a month after filming had ended, in the middle of the night, Guccione, who felt that the film lacked erotic impact, broke into the set with a skeleton crew to film unsimulated sex scenes to be pasted into the existing narrative...


Caligula has a compelling pedigree of overkill and ego, and the subsequent notoriety which the film has precedes it. Problem is, though, for all this, the actual process of watching the film is something of a trial: it's more fun to read about the production than actually consume it (more and yet more can be found at Ranjit Sandhu's amazingly curated Caligula.org). For the sake of context, this is my first proper viewing of the film, after which, for the purpose of professional completism, I located the OG porn version and skim watched that, too (I couldn't devote a full quarter of a day to this folly: which disappoints me, as, with the ostensible camp, art deco sets and filth of it all, it should have been right up my strata, cf. the influence on Randee St Nicholas' Gett Off music video).

Caligula: The Ultimate Cut review

Never mind the supposed calibre of the cast (I've never been keen on McDowell: he always seems to have a slight disdain for the work, a pantomime detachment witnessed here as he archetypally makes an avaricious meal of the scenery - which he no doubt then forgot to pay for, etc.), the real stars of Caligula are Danilo Donati's costumes and byzantine sets, a gloriously Romanesque elaboration of columns, friezes and pagan posture providing milieu for the film's orgiastic set pieces. The episodic nature of the narrative is shaped to facilitate these arrangements, with the film segueing from one proscenium arch to the next with all the sumptuous sequencing of a Roman banquet. Silvano Ippoliti's camera presents these enriched stage dressings from an awed distance, using deep focus wide angles and medium shots to best display the lux production values. The effect is dreamy, woozily over sensual at times, with the frame having the energised detail of a Richard Scarry illustration: there are always several things going on within the background, and one way to pass the time is to pick out the various smutty configurations the extras are indulging in.


The airless sheen is broken when the film occasionally cuts to exterior shots, wherein, divorced from the aesthetic artificiality of Caligula's court and Rome (one set was a mile long facsimile of a 1st century street), the charade is deflated; the costumes are now fancy dress, and McDowell is just shouty. Thematically, these scenes coincide with the increasingly deranged mindset of Caligula suggesting (perhaps serendipitously so) that outside of the extreme permissions of his office this leader is nothing. Perhaps similar could be levelled at the film, as the widescreen confection eventually positions us at a fatal remove from the action. I concede Guccione's argument that the final product needed the ultimating of actual sex: pornography necessitates the close up, and the tight angles of slickly swallowed penises and greedily eaten vaginas exert a welcome visual rhythm upon the original release, along with pumping a genuinely illicit thrill into proceedings (it helps that the guerrilla filmed scenes are glossily beautiful, imbued with the escapist fantasia and ostensible pleasure which characterises the pinnacle of the style - unlike the dominant porn du jour which is a grim realisation of misogynist cruelty). Furthermore, compared to later Brass films, here the director hadn't yet found the uniquely pervy style he perfected in later films like, say, Monella¸ where his dirty old man camera leches in up close and personal reverence of his gorgeous cast.

Caligula: The Ultimate Cut review

As much as you have to admire the care which has gone into this reissue of Caligula, the cineaste's motivation for perceived purity, of director's cuts and the persistence of auteur theory, is as baselessly absurd as the film itself. Cinema is always a co-operation, and the palimpsest of Caligula's visuals is as much a feature of it as the mandated rewrites or Teresa Ann Savoy stepping into Maria Schneider's calcei. It’s hard to see what the fuss is, really. In a review typical of other criticism upon release, Roger Ebert called Caligula "sickening"; and has there been another film from which so many of the production have later distanced themselves?! Helen Mirren's role as the beleaguered lover of the emperor has reportedly been expanded in this version, a welcome addition not only for the formidable presence of the actor's beauty within the diegesis but also her irl characteristically pragmatic attitude to this silly and ultimately harmless nonsense. What others have worked themselves into a right old disco over, Dame Helen refers to as an "irresistible mix of art and genitals." Despite the unconvincing aspect of its drama, watching Caligula there's usually something visually dynamic - a costume, set dressing, a sculpted body - to appreciate. As Mirren implies, Caligula is a load of prettily filmed bollocks.

Caligula: The Ultimate Cut is in UK/ROI cinemas and on VOD from August 9th and US cinemas from August 16th.